#Mom - Where were you last night? - Out to a party - Did you drink anything?!! - Uhm, yea... - Good :)
— Sorin theGeek (@AdmittheGeek) September 22, 2013
*Phone rings* - Dude, what happened last night? - What do you mean? - I think someone kicked me in the nuts and I have no idea why
— Sorin theGeek (@AdmittheGeek) September 21, 2013
- How many freshmen do we have this year from Moldova? - You want the exact number? - Sure - One. #AUBG #Moldova
— Sorin theGeek (@AdmittheGeek) September 17, 2013
#Amnesia - I've thought of at least 20 ways to scare you after you're done - Do it and I have 20 ways to punch your face in
— Sorin theGeek (@AdmittheGeek) September 16, 2013
- How much money do I owe you again - About 2 beers and a half #studentcurrency
— Sorin theGeek (@AdmittheGeek) September 16, 2013
-Did you just buy a 11 Liter bottle of water? -Yes -Did you actually carry it for 1 KM from the market? -Maybe. -Maybe? -I took a cab
— Sorin theGeek (@AdmittheGeek) September 13, 2013
- They billed me 3.31 for a field trip. I never went on a field trip?- AUBG: every day is an adventure, for which we're charging you.
— Sorin theGeek (@AdmittheGeek) April 24, 2013
WHO PUT THE FU**ING CUP WITH WATER UPSIDE DOWN ON THE TOILET SEAT?!!?!?!! #TROLL
— Sorin theGeek (@AdmittheGeek) April 22, 2013
- That might have been an erection- Might have been, you don't know when you have one?- ....I'll leave in awkward silence now
— Sorin theGeek (@AdmittheGeek) April 22, 2013
*Bursts into room yelling:- How come nobody has seen my nuts?!!- That's kind of sad dude, you should get a girlfriend- shut up.@peanuts
— Sorin theGeek (@AdmittheGeek) April 21, 2013
- I've been living on bread and salami for the past week- Well, at least hobos are jealous of you- Yeah, I'm the supreme hobo-sapiens
— Sorin theGeek (@AdmittheGeek) April 21, 2013
@leagueoflegends 10 minutes in- Dude russians can't play- Haha, yeah. Easy game35 minutes later- We lost- Yup...- Really...- Yup...
— Sorin theGeek (@AdmittheGeek) April 20, 2013
- You're claiming that even if you could, you would not marry Miranda Kerr?!- Yep- Why?- Because she probably can't cook@mirandakerr
— Sorin theGeek (@AdmittheGeek) April 20, 2013
- I mean come on, she just shakes her ass for 5 minutes, is that called dancing?- I can't really tell, let me watch that video again
— Sorin theGeek (@AdmittheGeek) April 20, 2013
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